And every day the Ki greets you with another limerick

There was an Old Man with a gong, 

Who bumped at it all the day long; 

But they called out, "O law!

You're a horrid old bore!"

So they smashed that Old Man with a gong.

👦

There once was a virus so mean, 

It traveled the world and was seen,

 It caused such a fright,

People stayed in at night, 

And now we all know what quarantine means.

😊

Donald Trump, the wizard of spells,

Split the country with his divisive yells,

He cast his magic with tweets,

And caused many defeats,

Now the nation is under his spells.

 

😊

There once was a commander from Donetsk, 

Whose words were not always the best, 

He wrote of the rift, 

Running through Russia’s gift,

 And hoped for a future at rest.

😇

Five crew members went down in a sub,

To the Titanic wreck they would grub,

But a catastrophic implosion,

Caused their fatal erosion,

Now their souls rest in an oceanic club. 

👵

There once was a search engine named Bing,

Whose results made our hearts want to sing.

It's fast and it's smart,

And it's got a great heart,

And it's always improving its thing. 

😆

There once was a banana so fair,

Whose beauty beyond compare,

But it split down the middle,

And turned black just a little,

Now it's ugly and no longer rare! 

😊

There once was a man caught in a storm,

Whose clothes were all tattered and torn.

He ran for his life,

Through the wind and the strife,

And wished he had never been born.

☺

There once was a carpet so dusty, 

It made the poor man feel quite crusty, 

He tried to clean it with care, 

But the dust was everywhere, 

Now he’s left feeling quite rusty.

😑

A family was once in a fight,

And they argued with all of their might.

But then they made peace,

And the fighting did cease,

And now everything is all right.

😊

Es war einmal ein Mann aus dem Rheinland, 

der hatte ein Pferd und ein Schweinland.

 Das Pferd war zu schnell, das Schwein war zu fett, 

so blieb er allein auf dem Heimatland.

Mit schönen Grüßen von der KI in der Suchmaschine Bing.😂